Ever wanted to feel the thrill of a goat dramatically crashing your shopping trip? Now you can. This tote bag features a photorealistic goat bursting through wrapping paper like it’s auditioning for an action movie called Goat Hard. With its mischievous grin and “I know what you bought” eyes, this bag is guaranteed to turn every grocery run into a barnyard adventure.

Perfect for hauling books, farmer’s market finds, wine bottles, or emergency carrots (you never know when you’ll meet a real goat). Durable, spacious, and utterly ridiculous—this bag is as practical as it is conversation-starting. Warning: may cause strangers to ask, “Why is there a goat tearing through your bag?”

Take it to yoga, the library, the office, or your next goat yoga retreat. Whatever you’re carrying, this tote makes it look like a goat is carrying it with you.

Product features
- Super cool goat
- 100% polyester body for durability and quick drying
- Reinforced stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for added space and functionality
- Available in multiple sizes to fit your needs
- Comes with a non-woven laminate inside for easy cleaning

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.