Blaze Your Own Trail. Bleat Responsibly. Step aside, athletes and philosophers—there’s a new GOAT in town, and he’s really feeling it. Introducing the tee you never knew you needed: a black unisex masterpiece featuring a chill goat with bloodshot eyes, puffing on a joint like it's his full-time job (and let's be honest—it kind of is). With the bold slogan “GOAT – Greatest Of All Tokers” across the front, this shirt is the ultimate tribute to the high life, the herbivore way. Whether you’re couch-locked, hiking for snacks, or just vibing through life at a mellow pace, this shirt has your back… and your smoke sesh spirit. Perfect for: 

✔ Your favorite stoner buddy who already owns 14 lighters but never has one. 
✔ 4/20 festivities, music fests, or just chilling with your goats (literal or otherwise). 
✔ Anyone who wants to be highly fashionable. Grab one today and join the herd of legends. Because when it comes to toking… you're the GOAT. 



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL




Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



 
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and durability - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains shape - Crafted from strong, smooth cotton fabric perfect for printing - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring comfort and sustainability. Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat